Noah

For my 30th Birthday, I did the math (Excel Model and all) and decided the best move was a cruise with my parents and a solid casino bankroll. I'm trying to tier up and earn next year's birthday cruise (I think this is the new celebration tradition)... Casino credit backers (my valued investors) get my eternal loyalty. Onboard credit donors get a drink named after them in my head. No gift expected, every gift appreciated. If this economy prevents it, send me a birthday text message. After all, that's what matters most -- hearing from the people I've been blessed with in my lifetime. Either way, I'm grateful you're here — even if here is just this page.